College Basketball Headlines in the Year 2020

Short hiatus, but it's back for another edition.


1. Dick Vitale demands world's 18 year olds enroll in Duke.

2. West Virginia wins NIT, company still can't get spelling down.

3. Duke finishes 18-12, lose ACC title game, get #2 seed in Charlotte region.

4. Billy Packer complains that Princeton shouldn't be in tourney, Princeton wins national title.

5. Don Imus on Rutgers men: "Those are some nappy headed robbers".

6. Pat Summitt takes it a little too far, performs strip tease for student section.

7. CBS wonders why James Brown is still announcing NCAA Basketball.

8. Bill Raftery and Gus Johnson team up to yell as loud as possible.

9. Washington goes 30-0, wins #1 seed, loses in 2nd round.

10. SEC gets a life, lets fans run onto court.

11. Mel Kiper Jr. goes to college b'ball, lists top players for year 2457.

12. Jay Bilas says something intelligent.

13. 15-0 Penn State vs. 2-13 Oral Roberts in London, England.

14. Brent Musberger yells "GOAL!!" everytime part time soccer player Julio Davis dunks the ball for Clemson.