Soundbites From Week 8

Sunday is over, the games are done, here are some announcing quotes to report today from the games I was subjected to for the day.

"Good gracious, this game sucks" - Mookie, SSReporters founder and writer, who became annoyed with the Giants/Dolphins game in Wembley.

Now for some real ones.

"The Panthers run unique, different plays" - Phil Simms, CBS.

Hate to break it to ya buddy, but unique and different virtually mean the same thing.

"They have to get to the 47 of the Patriots for a first down" - Jim Nantz, CBS

That was the game between the Panthers/Colts. Whatever Jim, stick to golf.

"We are in Wembley Stadium in London" - Thom Brennaman, FOX Sports

For those who were punished to watching this, Thom tries to sound as quiet and uninterested in the game as possible.

"Jon Bison, er Bason, er Beason" - Phil Simms getting it right the 3rd time on Jon Beason's name.

"This crowd has been into it all game"- Daryl Johnston in the Giants/Dolphins game trying to make people not switch to CBS, while failing to realize that several fans left after the 3rd quarter.

"My usual partners Tony Siragusa and Daryl Johnston were sent to England, while I was sent to New England" - Kenny Albert, FOX Sports

Frank Caliendo you are not.

"Some booing in London from the fans" - Curt Menefee, FOX Sports Host

Well duh! It ended 13-10, the field was bad, the teams sucked, what were you EXPECTING??!!!

That's it from me, and this week is a twisted look at the NBA premiere.