The Cleveland Browns are Going to be Extra Busy

This came from the SI.com recap of the Rams/Hawks from 2 weeks ago. What's up with the Browns?

So are the Rams AND the Seahawks playing the Browns together? Or would that mean that the Browns would have to go to St. Louis to face the Rams (again), and then fly back to play Seattle on the same day?? Help me out here!

Seahawks Preview

Originally a Beat Writer Project on ArmchairGM.

Hard to believe this game is only 3 days away. If the Seahawks can win this, they are in great shape. They will have the stumbling 49ers at Qwest on November 12th, the hapless Chicago Bears on November 18th, and the currently JV league St. Louis Sheep on the 25th.

Matchup:

Seattle Seahawks @ Cleveland Browns

Where: Paul Brown Stadium

When: No one gives a damn if the Colts are playing at 1:15 PM PST

Why: Because the NFL said so.

TV: FOX

Commentators: Sam Rosen and Tim Ryan

When the Seahawks Have to Pass: In all likelihood, Matt Hasselbeck will have his starting receivers in Deion Branch and DJ Hackett back after their recent injuries. Look for the Hawks to utilize that 4 receiver set, with Bobby Engram, Nate Burleson, Deion Branch, and either DJ Hackett or Ben Obomanu. Hasselbeck has thrown 11 TD's with just 6 interceptions (2 of them were dropped passes) so far. Also, notice the Hawks are using the fullback or halfback screen pass more often, and get this, it's actually working!!!! Maybe that's how Shaun Alexander can get yards. Another key is Leonard Weaver, who is also dangerous on the screens.

When the Seahawks Have to Run: The good news, the Browns defense sucks to 238 levels, the bad news, Shaun Alexander still can't run. Not a problem when you can use Maurice Morris, the speedster, and Leonard Weaver, the power runner for Seattle. The one problem for Seattle, is their constant retarded 4th and 1 stretch play. Coach Walrus must start using Matt for QB sneaks, it can't kill him. It's 36 inches!

Key offensive player: Matt Hasselbeck. If he can't go, the offense is crapola.

When the Seahawks are on defense:

1. Stop the friggin 3rd and 78 plays. Jim Mora and defensive coordinator John Marshall must be out of this world if you either play your safeties 20 yards down the field, when you know there are some tackling problems, or continue to get caught by draw plays to the running back. That's the biggest flaw in their defense, and it virtually cost them the last 2 losses.
2. Contain Derek Anderson. He's big, he's strong, and he's mobile. Last time a QB faced Seattle who had all 3 attributes, they messed up and lost 21-0 to the Steelers. Anderson seems to have months to throw back there, and the Hawks are one of the top sack leaders in the league this year. Expect Julian Peterson to make a large impact on that offensive line.
3. Stop the run. They haven't won a single game in which one running back had for at least 90 yards. If they take out the run, then the DB's can concentrate on coverage, instead of stopping RB's from going 60 yards.
4. Contain the receivers. They've done a very good job with that so far, but Braylon Edwards, Kellen Winslow, and Joe Jurevicious (former Seahawk may I add), are top guns.

Key defensive players: Julian Peterson and Marcus Trufant. Both men have had great seasons, and they need to continue their performance.

Special Teams Player: Kick the ball to Nate, he will score from 98.

I'll be back tomorrow with a Browns preview and a final prediction.

Soundbites From Week 8

Sunday is over, the games are done, here are some announcing quotes to report today from the games I was subjected to for the day.

"Good gracious, this game sucks" - Mookie, SSReporters founder and writer, who became annoyed with the Giants/Dolphins game in Wembley.

Now for some real ones.

"The Panthers run unique, different plays" - Phil Simms, CBS.

Hate to break it to ya buddy, but unique and different virtually mean the same thing.

"They have to get to the 47 of the Patriots for a first down" - Jim Nantz, CBS

That was the game between the Panthers/Colts. Whatever Jim, stick to golf.

"We are in Wembley Stadium in London" - Thom Brennaman, FOX Sports

For those who were punished to watching this, Thom tries to sound as quiet and uninterested in the game as possible.

"Jon Bison, er Bason, er Beason" - Phil Simms getting it right the 3rd time on Jon Beason's name.

"This crowd has been into it all game"- Daryl Johnston in the Giants/Dolphins game trying to make people not switch to CBS, while failing to realize that several fans left after the 3rd quarter.

"My usual partners Tony Siragusa and Daryl Johnston were sent to England, while I was sent to New England" - Kenny Albert, FOX Sports

Frank Caliendo you are not.

"Some booing in London from the fans" - Curt Menefee, FOX Sports Host

Well duh! It ended 13-10, the field was bad, the teams sucked, what were you EXPECTING??!!!

That's it from me, and this week is a twisted look at the NBA premiere.

Consequences Regarding the Toronto Bills Possibility

The Buffalo Bills are in danger of moving to Toronto likely once Ralph Wilson croaks. The likely move will be to Toronto, the largest city in Canada. Let's go on a little discussion on the possible outcomes on revenue, tourism, and fans.

Where Would the Bills Play?

This is the Rogers Center in downtown Toronto, and the likely location for Buffalo should they move there. It seats 53,000 for football, and it would be the smallest stadium based on attendance, with Ralph Wilson Stadium currently seating 73,000.

Impact

• Canada, especially Toronto, is well known for mass transit, and with railroads and buses, going to the Rogers Center is quite easy.
• The Bills would have to share their field with The Toronto Blue Jays, the Toronto Argonauts of the CFL, and potentially new soccer club Toronto FC of the MLS.
  
• Rogers Centre uses field turf instead of AstroPlay, as used in Buffalo.

Will one team currently using the Rogers Centre? Will there be a new stadium built, or a team moving to a different stadium?


To my knowledge, no new stadium will be built in Toronto. As for the question of moving to a new stadium, there have been rumors of the Argos moving to BMO Field, currently occupied by Toronto FC and the Canadian Rugby teams. Now in the CFL, playing on a Sunday during the regular season, so the Argos playing on a Saturday while the Bills play on a Sunday would likely be fine. The CFL season ends in November, and the NFL could very well be capable of scheduling around their Canadian counterparts.

Comparing the Two Cities

Population:

Buffalo: Less than 300,000 population.

Toronto: Approx. 6,000,000.



Football Success:

Toronto Argonauts: 15 Grey Cups.

Buffalo Bills: 0 Super Bowls.

Professional Sports Teams:

Toronto: 9

Buffalo: 6

Is Football a Popular Sport in Canada?

It is right behind soccer, hockey, and lacrosse as widely played sports. The CFL averages around 30,000 people per game (only 3 teams in the CFL have stadiums over 40,000).


Toronto: The Best Place for the Bills?

I'm not so sure. Canada loves their sports, but Toronto is a city that sticks to the Leafs no matter how much they plan to suck. Now Toronto FC, in it's 1st year in the MLS, set attendance records for the league. They are a soccer and hockey town, but based on infrastructure and the tourism dollars that will also be affected (thus improving the economy), Toronto would be the best place to hold a new franchise.


Should they even move?

That's up to them, but for me, I'd say keep them in Buffalo, it's a proud franchise for their fans, and it would be sad to see them move away. For the guys in suits, they probably see a larger market, a potentially larger fan base, the league sees more money coming in, and tickets would be snapped up quickly for Canada's first NFL team.



I've done my part, what's your opinion?

Editor's Note: The font size is screwed up, so bear with me here. At least I'm helping near sighted people.

ArmchairGM Beat Writer

As you know, I cross publish articles from ArmchairGM, and from here to the Chair. Well I'm proud to announce that I am the Seattle Seahawks "beat writer" for AGM. So it is with great pleasure, that I will disappoint you with this article...

The Seattle Seahawks have not been known for their defense. As a matter of fact, I don't know everyone on the Seahawks defense. But let me show you this side.

Seattle has a 4-3 record heading into their bye week. The key to their winning record is not just the teams they are facing, but it's their defense. In 3 of their 4 wins, they did not allow a touchdown in that game (even the Bengals win, they allowed 2 touchdowns). In their 3 losses, they've allowed point totals of 23, and 21 twice (the Saints scored 28 points, but 7 came on special teams). Lets look at the strengths of this side at the halfway point of the season.

Strengths:

1. The secondary has been solid this season. They have not allowed a passing play of 50 yards or more all season, and that includes QB's like Drew Brees, Ben Rotseiljftsdljfsdljgberger Carson Palmer. Marcus Trufant leads the team in interceptions with 3, while new additions Brian Russell and Deon Grant have made big impacts, with Russell picking 1 off, while Grant has picked 2.
2. Linebackers Julian Peterson and Darryl Tapp have been sensational. Peterson has one interception, to go with his 7 sacks, second in the league to Osi Umenyiora of the New York Giants. Darryl Tapp had a career high 4 sacks last Sunday against the Rams (then again, everyone can have a career day against the Rams), and a forced fumble. Overall, Tapp has 5.5 sacks and 2 forced fumbles this year. Expect both of these men to be Pro Bowlers at season's end.
3. The pass rush for Seattle has improved from last year. The team has sacked the QB 23 times, earning a top 10 ranking in the NFL.

Pretty good for Seattle. But.......

Weaknesses:

1. The pass rush is inconsistent. Save for the Steelers game, all of their losses have resulted in the lack of a pass rush on the QB.
2. Stopping the run is still a problem. Again, in their losses, they have not been able to stop the run. They are 4-0 without allowing a RB to run over 90 yards.
3. 3rd and 40. In virtually every game, they continue to allow 3rd and 10 or more to be converted. They continue to expect the deep ball, have their DB's way too far down the field, and allow a first down. That is inexcusable for a supposed contender. The 3rd downs in general have been awful for Seattle. They cannot continue to let their defense stay on the field, which was the reason why Pittsburgh pulled away.

So who is the current defensive MVP for Seattle? Julian Peterson without a doubt.

Overall Grade: B-

Look for some more reviews over the next few days for the offense and special teams.

Seahawks Obliterate Sheep

There is bad, and then there is really bad. The Rams, looked horrific.

Seahawks 33 Rams 6: The 2 game losing skid is over for Seattle, as the Hawks romped over St. Louis 33-6 to send the Rams to 0-7.

Recap: Matt Hasselbeck started great, cooled off, then finished strong as Seattle took a 10-3 halftime lead, and turned it into a blowout. Hasselbeck finished 18-35, with 2 touchdowns to backup tight end Will Heller, and one interception. After St. Louis went three and out on their opening possession, Seattle drove right down the field on a 11 play, 71 yard drive that lead to the easy one yard Heller TD catch. St. Louis responded, but could only contribute 3 points 2 drives later. Hasselbeck and Bulger each had a pick in the 2nd quarter, Seattle kicked a FG and the Hawks, who dominated the 1st half, had just a slim 7 point lead. That gave me that "We're going to throw away another easy game at home" feeling.

Opening kick of the 2nd half, Nate Burleson, who returned a punt for a TD last year in their 24-22 win over the Rams, returned the ball 91 yards for his 1st career KO return for a touchdown. So it's 17-3, game seems to be shifting further away from the Rams. They march down the field, kick a field goal.....those were the last points they would get. The Rams turned it over 4 times in the 2nd half, and 5 in the game, and that prevented any comeback. So Seattle continues this field goal binge, until another interception, this one by Julian Peterson, keyed another TD pass to Heller, to seal the game, and make it 33-6.

Shaun Alexander Watch: Uhhhhhh....

By the numbers:

• 5 turnovers by St. Louis (3 picks, 2 fumbles), and all of them were caused by Marc Bulger.
• 7 sacks on Bulger. Seattle had 16 sacks all season, and they get 7 in a game.
• 4 sacks by Darryl Tapp. The 2nd year player out of Virginia Tech had to wear a cast because of an injured right hand, but he had 4 sacks, a forced fumble, and a deflected pass.
• 47 rushing yards by Shaun Alexander on 19 carries.
• 42 rushing yards by backup Maurice Morris on 10 carries.
• 2nd in the league in sacks is Julian Peterson, who added to his total with one today.
• 4 inches that Seattle couldn't make on an early 4th and inches play. Walrus calls a stretch play, loses a yard with Morris, St. Louis kicks FG after that.

Offensive player of the game: Matt Hasselbeck. The Seahawks defense really won that game, but he has 11 touchdowns versus 6 picks (2 were deflected in the Bengals game) on the season.

Defensive player of the game: Darryl Tapp. 4 sacks, 1 deflected pass, 1 forced fumble, he was just brilliant.

Special teams player of the game: Nate Burleson. Need I say more?

What's Next: Seattle @ Cleveland (11/4), St. Louis vs. Cleveland (10/28)

Picks for Dummies

Last week I went 6-7, while my dad went 7-6, and he has a remarkable 6 game lead on me. I feel ill.

Cardinals @ Redskins: Tough loss for the Skins, but who is the QB for Arizona? Warner is hurt, Leinart is done for the year, heck, I'm convinced Steve DeBerg is pondering a comeback.
Redskins 30 Cardinals 20

49ers @ Giants: Gosh, I don't know where to start. Trent Dilfer will start for San Francisco, which is all the explaining I need.
Giants 34 49ers 7

Patriots @ Dolphins: 16-0 vs. 0-16 perhaps?
Pats 38 Dolphins 20

Falcons @ Saints: Good news, Byron Leftwich is starting for Atlanta. Bad news, they're still going to lose.
Saints 17 Falcons 7

Titans @ Texans: Okay, tough one here. If Vince Young (game time decision), plays, Titans 20-16. If the Titans have Kerry Collins starting, Texans 23-14.

So.....
Titans 20 Texans 16

Ravens @ Bills: What exactly is the point of Buffalo's existence? To choke away games right? Not this time, I like Trent Edwards, upset special here.
Bills 16 Ravens 13

Bucs @ Lions: Crap, the Lions are 3-2, the Bucs are 4-2. Detroit has a great offense, but they give up too many turnovers and sacks for my liking. Tampa's defense is much improved.
Bucs 19 Lions 14

Bears @ Eagles: I heard that the Eagles can only play well when one team is wearing ugly jerseys. So Philly will wear some clothes thrown in the trash tomorrow.
Eagles 33 Bears 24

Vikings @ Cowboys: Vikes have Adrian Peterson and uh....um......
Cowboys 28 Vikings 20

Chiefs @ Raiders: Larry Johnson seems to have his running game back. The Raiders defense has been decent so far, but they couldn't stop LT, so they won't stop LJ.
Chiefs 17 Raiders 10

Jets @ Bengals: Cincy can't possibly lose this one.
Bengals 23 Jets 16

Steelers @ Broncos: Broncos got whipped last game, but they have come out from the bye ready for an upset. The Steelers are good, but I have this feeling that we'll have an upset here.
Broncos 22 Steelers 20

Colts @ Jags: The Jaguars are actually good. Great defense, Maurice Jones Drew is a great running back, David Garrard is playing well...but the Colts have Peyton Manning and a better defense than the last one that gave up almost 400 rushing yards in a 44-17 loss last year.
Colts 30 Jags 21

Previewing Seahawks/Sheep

Who: St. Louis Rams (0-6) vs. Seattle Seahawks (3-3)

When: 4:15 PM EST/1:15 PM PST

Where: Qwest Field

TV: FOX Sports, Matt Devlin and JC Pearson are your commentators

Rundown: The Seahawks are reeling from back to back losses to Pittsburgh and the once winless New Orleans Saints. This will be their last game before the bye week for Seattle, while the Rams will face the 3-3 Browns on the 28th of October.


Why the Rams Could Win: Earthquake, Mount St. Helens, some natural disaster Mike Holmgren's predictable playcalling. Other than that, they have nothing. Torry Holt and Issac Bruce are old, Marc Bulger is hurt, and because that offensive line is crapola, Gus Fuerotte better be ready. The only danger I see in them is rookie Brian Leonard from Rutgers.

Why the Rams Could Lose: They haven't won a game, they have no defense, they turn the ball over all the time, no offensive weapon, this list is so long that I could write a novel about it.

Key player to look for: Brian Leonard, RB, Rutgers. With Stephen Jackson out, Leonard has been a good replacement for the Rams, and recorded his first one hundred yard game against the Cardinals in a losing effort to the Arizona Cardinals.

Why the Seahawks Could Win: They have sputtered, but the Rams are so bad, that this defense will dominate St. Louis. The one thing with Seattle, is that Matt Hasselbeck has had a good start so far, and the Rams defense is allowing even the Ravens to score. DJ Hackett is reportedly coming back from his ankle injury, which could help the depleted wide receiver spot. As for that running game, that's a piece of work.

Why the Seahawks Could Lose: Mike Holmgren.

Shaun Alexander Watch: This guy is doing an awesome job of tackling himself. He will not be a factor in any game until he stops being so soft.

Key Player to Look For: Julian Peterson has been phenomenal since making his trip to the Pacific Northwest. Expect him to be a big part in that Seattle defense.


Final Thoughts: The Rams suck, we all know that, but the Hawks haven't been great by any means. Seattle doesn't make anything easy so....

Seahawks 24 Rams 13.



Other predictions will come up next post.

Devin Hester Highlights

The new human highlight reel is Devin Hester. Why do you kick to him?

Ron Springs in Coma

(Ron and Shaun Springs pictured here in a recent photo via Tide Water Sports)

Remember Ron Springs? He was a full back for 6 of his 8 years in the NFL with the Dallas Cowboys and father of current Redskins DB Shaun Springs. In 1990, Ron was diagnosed with type 2 diabetes, causing his right foot and two of this left toes to be amputated. The diabetes worsened in 2004 and was put on the National Transplant List. Shaun wanted to give his father his kidney, and essentially end his own career. Ron refused, but in 2006, former teammate Everson Walls donated his to keep Ron alive.

Sadly, on October 16th, while performing a routine medical surgery to remove a cyst from his arm, he collapsed and is currently in a coma. Today, even more tragic news came, as doctors told the Springs family that he had no chance of survival.

This is truly a tragic case, and we hope that if that report is true, may Ron Springs rest in peace.

NFL on FOX Announcers: Week 7

Early games:

SF @ NYG - Matt Vasgersian/Moose Johnston/Tony Siragusa
ARI @ WAS - Sam Rosen/Tim Ryan
TB @ DET - Ron Pitts/Tony Boselli
ATL @ NO - Chris Rose/Terry Donahue

Late games:

MIN @ DAL - Kenny Albert/Troy Aikman/Pam Oliver
CHI @ PHI - Dick Stockton/ Brian Baldinger
STL @ SEA - Matt Devlin/ JC Pearson

Wow, the Seahawks/Rams got Matt Devlin.....these are the worst 3 weeks of watching the Seahawks in my life.

Source: The506

Seahawks Loss Falls Solely on Mike Holmgren and his Defense

From ArmchairGM:

Yes, that's kinda the old statement, but this time I'm fed up with this guy. It's not that he's not a great coach, but he seems to be lost in clock management situations. He's too conservative, wanting to punt the football with 9:00 to go and down by 18. The Seahawks are the only team in the NFL that could throw away gimme games like that (okay, and the Bears too, heyyooooo!). It started out bad, and ended worse. The bad snap by Boom Stutz, then Reggie Bush runs right through us, then Drew Brees is good again, then I'm tempted to break the TV. What is going on with this team? If they can't beat the Rams, this season is over. Who is to blame here? Of course you can blame the players themselves, they really do have some blame, but this is COMPLETELY on Walrus.

He doesn't get it does he? Shaun Alexander had 35 yards on 14 carries, Leonard Frickin Weaver had a carry for 37 yards, and he's our fullback!! Shaun is aging, he's too slow, he has the blocks but can't make it there. I don't understand why Mo Morris isn't used more often. When Alexander was injured he really picked it up. The only thing Morris doesn't have is power.

Another thing is the playcalling. I've never heard of being down 11, and at the opposing team's 7 yard line, on a 3rd down with no timeouts, AND RUN THE FOOTBALL!!!!! Didn't get the first down Leonard Weaver did. Okay, so they can run out and kick the field goal. He makes Hasselbeck throw it and the ball is knocked away by Mike McKenzie. That is the most retarded, messed up, idiot minded play call I've ever seen! Whether or not we would've gotten the onside kick is one thing, but we still should've had a chance to win.

Now the defense, it's time for your lumps. I can understand that it's hard to stop Reggie Bush, so I'll let that one slide. But, the secondary got picked apart! Drew Brees looked like a legend out there. The fumble by David Patten, 4 SEAHAWKS ARE THERE, and NOT ONE could simply land on the football. Saints got it, touchdown New Orleans by Eric Johnson. No pressure on Brees, 3rd and 56 plays are converted, it's inexcusable. They played so well against Cincy, who has a high powered offense, and now they couldn't stop a team that hadn't scored more than 14 all year long.

This team is in a state of emergency, 3-3 in the NFC West means you are really good, but these guys are atrocious. At this point, if Seattle fails to make the playoffs, this season is lost, and I believe Mike Holmgren is lost. Fix this problem now, and I think you guys should rethink about Shaun Alexander's mega contract.

NFL Picks Week 6

I've been picking games with my dad for now the 4th year running (I haven't beaten him once). On the year I'm 48-28, while my dad is 53-23 early on. Let's change that this week shall we with my picks for this week.

Bengals @ Chiefs: I'm sorry Donatevo, but Kansas City is too incompetent offensively, that Cincy can stop them. This streak has to stop. Bengals 23 Chiefs 13

Texans @ Jaguars: The AFC South looks strong this year, no one has a losing record in the division if you notice. The Jags defense is playing awesome football, and improving offensively. Houston should've whooped Miami last week, but they are 3-2, but their main weakness is playing consistent offense. Jaguars 16 Texans 9

Dolphins @ Browns: This game plans to suck on 5434 levels. Browns 21 Dolphins 10

Vikings @ Bears: The Bears probably saved their season with that upset win over Green Bay. Brian Griese is starting to throw the ball well, the defense forced 5 turnovers last week, which was the key in their comeback. Look for Charles Tillman to be a key player against Minnesota, who don't know anything about offense. Bears 27 Vikings 7

Eagles @ Jets: If Philly can't beat the Jets, that's game, set, and match. The New York Jets are so bad, and that lack of a deep threat will kill them. Eagles 21 Jets 17

Rams @ Ravens: What is the reason for Gus Fuerotte being the starting QB? Ravens 16 Rams 3

Titans @ Buccaneers: This Titans team is legit. Vince Young is very underrated, yet he gets very little credit for his leadership. They have a tremendous running game, an improving passing game, but that defense has been phenomenal. Tampa came off a brutal beatdown to Indy, and they've lost 200 running backs. If they don't get that stagnant offense going tomorrow, forget their chances. Titans 22 Buccaneers 13

Redskins @ Packers: Wow, who would've thought this would be a big game? Green Bay has found a running game, the passing game is top notch, but the turnovers could be costly, against a Redskins team that has been revamped under offensive coordinator Al Saunders. That being said...... Packers 31 Redskins 24

Panthers @ Cardinals: Sean Salisbury will hate this idea of a Carolina butt kicking. Cardinals 34 Panthers 17

Raiders @ Chargers: Good news, Oakland is leading the division with just a 2-2 record. Bad news, San Diego just manhandled Denver at Mile High, and the Raiders are ripe for the picking. Chargers 24 Raiders 13

Patriots @ Cowboys: Game of the year status for now, but will it live up to the hype? Dallas barely survived Buffalo, but that comeback by Romo shows that he is just as gutsy as Tom Brady on a bad night. However, New England is far better than the Bills offensively and defensively, so they could have their hands full. New England destroyed every team in their path, and now they face their first tough test of the year. The only weakness I can spot for the Pats, is that whenever Brady gets hassled, he is an average QB, and Dallas has a great pass rush. Wow....this is tougher than I thought. Cowboys 28 Patriots 27

Saints @ Seahawks: The Saints are winless, turn the ball over all the time, and they face a team that is still angry that they got blanked by the Steelers. Seattle is depleted offensively, with the wrist injury to Shaun Alexander, the foot injury for Deion Branch, and the career ending injury to Mack Strong. But, the Saints defense totally sucks, so this is going to be an easy win for Seattle.

Seahawks 30 Saints 16

Giants @ Falcons: I'm freaking sick of watching the Giants, I won't bother to break this down. Falcons 20 Giants 13.

Kellen Winslow is out of his Mind

This feud between Kellen Winslow Jr. and Joey Porter is out of this world. Yesterday, as the teams prepare to face Cleveland, Winslow said "Porter needs a hug". So the rivalry continues, but it seems Winslow does almost all of the talking. Another quote from Winslow came about when he mentioned the records between the 2 teams:


"I'm not into the individual-battle thing," he said. "It's a team thing. We're 2-3 and they're 0-5 and we're looking for a win. He doesn't have to worry about me. He should be worried about the team concept. They're 0-5 right now." - KW


Okay, so let's review shall we?


Joey Porter: 3 time Pro Bowl linebacker, and a Super Bowl ring.

Kellen Winslow: Destroyed cartilage in season 1, motorcycle accident in season 2, 89 catches in season 3, 83.2 yards a game in season 4, 0 Pro Bowl mentions, 0 playoff appearances.

Yeah Kellen, you've got a ton of stuff to back up your trash talk. That being said......

Cleveland 21 Miami 10.

NFL on CBS Announcers for Week 8

WEEK 8 -- Oct. 28

GAME -- PLAY-BY-PLAY/ANALYST

1:00 PM, ET starts:

·Indianapolis @ Carolina -- Jim Nantz/Phil Simms
·Pittsburgh @ Cincinnati -- Dick Enberg/Randy Cross
·Cleveland @ St. Louis -- Don Criqui/Steve Beuerlein
·Oakland @ Tennessee -- Kevin Harlan/Rich Gannon

4:05 PM, ET starts:

·Buffalo @ N.Y. Jets -- Gus Johnson/Steve Tasker
·Houston @ San Diego -- Greg Gumbel/Dan Dierdorf
·Jacksonville @ Tampa Bay -- Ian Eagle/Solomon Wilcots

The #2 team (Gumbel/Dierdorf), gets Houston/San Diego? Weird, that's the only thing shocking on this list.

Source: Sportsline

NFL TV Headlines in the Year 2020

Believe me, it will come true.

1. John Madden becomes Brett Favre's official mistress.

2. Monday Night Football to be broadcast on ESPN 8: The Ocho.

3. Sean Salisbury wonders why Carolina went 3-13, picks them to win the Super Bowl next year.

4. FOX Sports gets ambushed by viewers for letting Joe Buck continue his announcing duties and being a talk show host.

5. Bryant Gumbel still doesn't know that Al Gore isn't a football player.

6. ESPN sets record by hiring 134 analysts for Monday Night Countdown.

7. Super Bowl now broadcast on PPV for only $100.

8. CBS Sports NFL ratings plummet as Gus Johnson works for ESPN.

9. Chris Berman officially runs out of nicknames.

10. New channel, The Blog Network, now known as top source for all things NFL.

11. FOX to air only games involving the New York Giants.

12. CBS to air games only involving the Denver Broncos.

13. NBC airs Packer games only due to John Madden threat.

14. Dick Enberg retires after his bizarre rap album debuted.

15. Joe Theismann blows up ESPN headquarters at Bristol.

Announcing Assignments for FOX: Week 6

The506 should win an award for NFL TV coverage. Here are the FOX assignments this Sunday.

Washington @ Green Bay - 1:00 PM ET
Kenny Albert, Troy Aikman

Philadelphia @ NY Jets - 1:00 PM ET
Matt Vasgersian, Daryl Johnston, Tony Siragusa

Minnesota @ Chicago - 1:00 PM ET
Dick Stockton, Brian Baldinger

St. Louis @ Baltimore - 1:00 PM ET
Sam Rosen, Tim Ryan

Carolina @ Arizona - 4:00 PM ET
Ron Pitts, Tony Boselli

Uhh...did Vasgersian jump Stockton all of a sudden? Every October, Joe Buck leaves football to ruin the NLCS/ALCS/World Series with Tim McCarver, and the #2 PBP guy works with Aikman. It's Kenny Albert this year, and then the #3 works with whoever (Moose this year), and Stockton is literally the 4th team this year.

Other notes: THERE IS NO JOE BUCK!!! Have a happy 3 weeks.

Yep, still the Bills

Only the Bills can pick Romo 5 times...and lose. Only the Bills can get a 24-13 lead, and blow it in the 4th quarter. Only the Bills could possibly screw up the onside kick, and cause the Cowboys to win the game. Only the Bills can find a way to call timeout before a game winning FG is made, and only the Bills could make Nick Folk try it again from 53 yards out and still make it. Sadly, neither team could make ESPN stop the ball washing of Tony Romo. Classic game, one of the best in recent memory.

Boom Goes the Dynamite

Photo from Rod Mar from the Seattle Times

21-0, no offense, tiring defense, but hey, the next 2 opponents don't even have a win!

NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Folks, it has been 4 NFL weeks, and Joe Buck has done zero Seahawks games (and Seattle markets have received zero Buck games). Now we know he thinks the Seahawks are total dirtbags the way he calls their games. Here are this week's assignments for FOX.

Seattle @ Pittsburgh - 1:00 PM ET
Joe Buck Has Ruined My Day, Troy Aikman

Carolina @ New Orleans - 1:00 PM ET
Chris Myers, Brian Baldinger

Detroit @ Washington - 1:00 PM ET
Sam Rosen, Tim Ryan

Arizona @ St. Louis - 1:00 PM ET
Matt Vasgersian, J.C. Pearson

Atlanta @ Tennessee - 1:00 PM ET
Ron Pitts, Tony Boselli

Tampa Bay @ Indianapolis - 4:00 PM ET
Kenny Albert, Daryl Johnston, Goose

I can see it now: "The Seahawks are 3-1, but they have struggled, and are overrated. Pittsburgh is 3-1, lost to Arizona 21-14, but they really shouldn't have. I say Pittsburgh 56-3."- Joe Buck

Source: The506